I haven’t been on here because I am trying to find the glue between being able to sit on my a$$ and blog and being able to work a full time (over 12 hour days) and foot them bills during recession inflicted times.  Okay so here are some random rants that are galloping across my cerebrum…..

why do ALL dudes have the potential to switch to jerk mode? (typical nigs)

why do all chicks think that we have to slave for a dude that we’re in a relationship with? (backwards broads)

why did my ex from 7 years ago tell me that he hasn’t called me in like 6 months because he has a girlfriend?!! (predictable nigs)

why does this one dude continue to think i want to lay up with him when he has a girlfriend?!! (selfish nigs)

why do NO dudes wanna settle down (timeless nigs)

why did my deadbeat babby daddy truly believe he could move in with me??? (trifling nigs)

why do some chicks think professional dudes with dollarz are any different than the corner pusher??! (dreaming broads)

More rants:  I newly purchased a .45 caliber and I’m feeling mighty powerful….here’s a few things I’d do with my gat if problems arise…

If I ever catch an STD, I am going to shoot the center of a nut and pour cream for my coffee….If I ever get cheated on I’m going to pistol whip a broad and bash windows out of an unfaitful nigs car and then shoot knee caps.  If I ever run across road rage I am going to flash the piece at the driver and ask him ‘who want it with ’sosa’?!!  Okay that’s enough!!!

So guys…I’m thinking about law school or accounting?  Which could you see me doing???  Oh yeah, I forgot you don’t know me but pretend you did…

Did I ever tell you I was bi-polar?  Yes, I love you today…I’ll hate you tomorrow but I love to keep my enemies super close.  What shows do you like?? I like Bad Girls Club on Oxygen and Desperate Housewives is super lame now!!!  Housewives of Atlanta is much better LOL…I kinda liked Baldwin Hills but it’s so scripted…

even though I’m never getting married, I came up with my ring design…I want an ankh encrusted with flawless diamonds or an infinity symbol..those are diamonds I’d rock forever and I’m so not a ring wearer…since we’re on the topic or rings…why the hell are chicks paying for their own engagement rings??? talk about desperate……

Celebrity Rants–>Is Mos Def divorced yet? (I’m waiting)…I don’t care if Nas is (”I Used to Love Him”)….Is Superhead really preggers to Bow Wow or is she stuntin for publicity?  Lil Wayne needs to bump into me around the way so we can have a fling…Beyonce has the most dryest, hideous weaves…why are these celebs changing their bodies so much?  No one is happy with themselves anymore….we have to fit ‘the image’…

on that note…i’m ooooooouuuutttt

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One of my besties insist I cover this topic pronto so without further ado…mind fux are becoming a popular occurring phenomenon.  People take great pride in fcuking with your mind when they could be fcuking you.  A mind fuck is nothing more than a mental game thrown out there to cause a preferred reaction or simply as a mere test to see “what you would do”…survival of the fittest so how much bull$hit can you take and how much of your pride can you stand to swallow?  Some of the most commonly occuring and most annoying ass mind  fcuks include:

and the Award goes toooooooo………….

• Hinting towards the “L” word and provoking thoughts of seriousness
• Spending time with someone at your whim and ignoring them on other occasions
• Saying “Is it mine?” or “whose is it?” at ANY point…
• Introducing a chick to your boys or a dude to your girls when you know he/she is around for the season
• Asking “is it the best you ever had?”  (really think you’re going to get an honest answer to that one?)
• Trying to send a mister/misses the message that they’re just an option; however, you NEED what they got!
• Convincing a man you’re “saving yourself” or “waiting” and for what?

Dare to add to this list???